Lust haves: shoes to freak out my mother edition

If one were to have a black dress, and wanted to tart it up for a party, would one not wear red shoes?

As per example:

These are pretty:

Patent, but only vaguely hooker-ish

I like these against my better judgement (and probably not Marc Jacobs')
And these aren't at all party shoes, but so cute!

Or, I suppose you could wear silver:

If you had had a decent pedicure, and fake tanning.

Or were feeling adventurous

And, oh, look!