Ironical questions

• How many New Zealanders are actually watching the All Blacks play Romania right now?
• Why is a McDonalds cheeseburger my default craving setting?
• Why couldn't it be a nice apple, or something?
• Is trying to find a flat the most bothersome thing in the world?
• Or is it applying for jobs?
• How come we do things we know are bad for us?
• Are scientists somewhere trying to come up with an alcohol that doesn't cause a hangover?
• Or have we all just decided that a hangover is the appropriate penence for being drunk?
• When did my life become all about cake stands, china and tablecloths?
• Why do I agree to do things I don't really want to do?
• What did we do before facebook and you tube?
• What do you do when your sure-fire cure for the blues doesn't work?
• How come, just when you think something is over and done with, it rears its ugly head?
• Again?
• Have you thought about what you are going to wear to my 30th birthday party/buy me for my 30th birthday/sing to me on my birthday?
• What do you do when you are sick of yourself?
• How can you tell when you have just become too big a drama queen?
• Will anyone watch that Boyzone video and think I really like the song, and not that is sends me into paroxysms of giggles?
• Can you believe I now have a fringe?
• And that I actually like it?
• Why are we so happy that Romania just scored?
• Has Auckland winning back The Shield ruined anyone else's weekend?
• If the Boyzone one doesn't work, shouldn't this?
• Where did smily happy shiny megan go?
• And when's she coming back?