Are you trying to make my head explode?

From the past fortnight:

"Take 10-15% off all skirts and pants" - But, won't that make them too short?

"...come see the kiwi's arrive..." - the kiwi's what arrive? Feathers? Beak?

"He doe'snt stand a chance" - not to get a job as a writer, anyway.

The team are funding thier trip by..." ARE they? Or is it? And spellcheck usually automatically fixes that....odd.

"Hes pleased to be..." Oh God, I need to go lie down now.