Random thoughts for the day

• Is there anything worse than someone you care about hurting, and you can't fix it?
• How come people always feel the need to whisper in elevators?
• If I do the ironing while watching the food channel, does that make me the biggest loser in the world?
• Does Condoleeza Rice ever wear anything other than a black suit and pearls?
• If a salad doesn't have lettuce, does that make it not actually a salad?
• Is this the most inane post ever?